Happy Birthday, Donnie! â My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.
Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini âď¸ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking âboth sides, both sidesâ of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy âTwo Timesâ the character from Good Fellows.
He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.
I know just what he wants for a 2023
birthday present! HE WANTS A
BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didnât beat every charge against him.
Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, âWeâll see, weâll seeâ.
Maybe I should add âDonnie â Two Timesââ to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic
birthday present to him.
So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday âDonnie âTwo Timesâl
