Hanting

Hanting is an inspiration to us all in that INSANE GYATT he is packing. it’s honestly just absurd. he’s also like super duper talented at hella instruments. he’s kinda racist, and also sexist. he’s the opposite of a feminist bcuz he prides himself im being a MASCULINIST. but at the same time hes like super performative and listens to laufey all the time. he actually listened to laufey BEFORE she was popular, back when she did song covers so hes like niche af. hanting face card lowkey declines but gyatt card makes up for it which is why he’s my amazing best friend. Hanting VEHEMENTLY HATES utilitarianism. he doesn’t know what he is but he KNOWS he despises util. he is like bi-curious but instead of bisexual it’s like deontology-curious. it’s quite complicated. his favorite ao3 tag is DUBCON. he also likes character ai.

me: hi hanting!
hanting: bro did you know util justifies the PERVERTS PARADOX?
me: *spreads cheeks*, well, then call me a utilitarian

hanting: grrrr

Hanting by baudrilllardisking November 22, 2025

Hanging the Hose 

Exhibiting a flacid penis for all to see. Usually associated with older males

Simon came out of the steam room with out a towel, just hanging the hose.

Hanging the Hose by Stinky Pooo April 27, 2017

bored hating 

Hating because you're bored and you have nothing else to do with your time so you hate for entertainment, attention, or to pass the time I.e trolling,negative comments etc

(Concert)
Guy 1:can we go now
Guy2:we just got here
Guy1: and we need to "just" leave

Guy2: this concert was sold out and he's one of the top 5 artist in the country hitting platinum with his last 3 albums
Guy1: I mean the songs aren't even that good

Guy2:oh shit he just pulled up in a Bugatti

Guy1: he makes the car look slow
Guy2: that outfit hella lit
Guy1:I mean its ok it's just clothes
Guy2: yo can you shut cho bored hating ass up and try to enjoy yourself

bored hating by Small Fry guy October 30, 2017

hanging sock tits 

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.

Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.

hanging sock tits by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014

Thug Hunting 

the practice of visiting a urban and low income neighbourhood and asking mainly male criminals or thugs for sexual favors, some of the favors may be in exchange for monetary gain

John: Yo Tyler, lets go thug hunting!
Tyler:Okey but bring some cash it will be easier then
John: yeah, lets go

Thug Hunting by King of Turbulence May 7, 2023

vanilla hunting 

Vanilla hunting is a term used when swingers, bisexual women or members of the LGBT community are looking to convince a heterosexual or monogamous person to explore sexual alternatives outside of their otherwise normal , mainstream sexual beliefs

our married friends, john and jane, were looking for excitement so they went vanilla hunting last night and picked up a newly divorced woman to play with.

vanilla hunting by MIAMI KITTY May 8, 2015

Howitzer hanging

To have a large penis hanging out.

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!

Howitzer hanging by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016