Handblast

Verb
To give a female sexual pleasure in her genital region with your hand very rapidly.

Example 1
Kevin: "Dude, did anything happen between you and that brunette?"
Brian: "Bro, I took off her pants and fucking handblasted her. She was loving it."

Handblast by The Codester et Homie-D December 17, 2008

Handblast

A term used to describe female masturbation; incessantly horny; constantly has hand down pants playing with herself

Dude, can you see that chick over there? She handblasts herself every chance she gets!

Handblast by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.

1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.

Tokyo Sandblaster by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010

handbasket 

most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.

none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb.

handbasket by oddkin May 5, 2005

Charm City Sandblaster

When a girl with extremely chapped lips blows you.

My girlfriend gave me a charm city sandblaster and now my dick hurts

Charm City Sandblaster by TheBigSilly May 7, 2018

Singapore Sandblaster 

When you suck the menstrual fluid from a woman and spit it into her ass. She farts it onto your face, creating a silhouette of blood on the wall behind you. With ejaculate, you cum a face of semen on the image.

"Oh God, was there a murder?" "Nah, my girlfriend gave me a Singapore Sandblaster for our 6 month anniversary."

Singapore Sandblaster by hanso48 December 18, 2010

HELL IN A HANDBASKET

Comical way of describing a situation where you or somebody is going to end up in deep shit.

Yeh, if she find out I forgot when her birthday is I'm going to GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!

HELL IN A HANDBASKET by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003