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Term used to describe an action that a fuckboi will take to show his chivalry toward a woman. It is an ironic term since the act itself is a backhanded compliment and one the fuckboi considers to be a “favor”. Usually used by narcissists of the male persuasion.
“Did you hear how he just threw her a bitch cookie? I mean, c’mon, buying her a donut isn’t like a four-star meal. It costs less than a dollar and he paid with nickels.”
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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A pompous display of narcissistic tendencies designed to make others uncomfortable and ends up making the person themselves look bad; insults others to try to be “big” and superior to others. A narcissist of the extreme variety.
Fabian used so much narcissistic behavior with his crush by insulting her and being a major narcwhal, that he made himself look silly and called him out on his own behavior.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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A term used to describe female masturbation; incessantly horny; constantly has hand down pants playing with herself
Dude, can you see that chick over there? She handblasts herself every chance she gets!
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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An individual who will move heaven and earth to get sex from as many women as possible. Hides his sexual endeavors from all the women he’s sleeping with; usually feeds off their energy and attention. Will allow their “host” to pay for everything thinking that giving up bad sex is an even exchange.
What a gutter slut—he’d sell his soul to get a free ride in more than one way from as many woman as he can!
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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