Hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with Something Awful. It refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.

"Look at this picture and tell me Fud isn't a hambeast. How much does he eat in a day?!"

hambeast by Siege February 16, 2005

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Handbeast • Handblast • Handblaster • handblasting • hambeast • landbeast • handbasket • handcestors • Handfasting • Handmeat

landbeast

A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.

Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.

landbeast by JCC January 11, 2004

handbasket

most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.

none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb.

handbasket by oddkin May 5, 2005

HELL IN A HANDBASKET

Comical way of describing a situation where you or somebody is going to end up in deep shit.

Yeh, if she find out I forgot when her birthday is I'm going to GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!

HELL IN A HANDBASKET by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

handmeister

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

handmeister by Sommersby May 13, 2017

hambeast

An extremely obese mass of flesh that is collectively thought of as human. To qualify for hambeast, the being must be 100 lbs. overweight, but the minimum can travel downwards if the hambeast tries to "show their stuff" when there is glaringly too much of "it."

Snowpony, lose some weight you damn hambeast.

hambeast by SquareMoogle February 16, 2005

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026