Handbeast 

Someone so abnormally large, they may only give hand-jobs

That hambeast is so large! I could pratically call it a Handbeast!!

Handbeast by BecauseICanAndWill May 28, 2010

hambeast 

Hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with Something Awful. It refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.

"Look at this picture and tell me Fud isn't a hambeast. How much does he eat in a day?!"

hambeast by Siege February 16, 2005

landbeast

A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.

Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.

landbeast by JCC January 11, 2004

handbasket 

most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.

none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb.

handbasket by oddkin May 5, 2005

HELL IN A HANDBASKET

Comical way of describing a situation where you or somebody is going to end up in deep shit.

Yeh, if she find out I forgot when her birthday is I'm going to GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!

HELL IN A HANDBASKET by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

handmeister 

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

handmeister by Sommersby May 13, 2017

hambeast 

An extremely obese mass of flesh that is collectively thought of as human. To qualify for hambeast, the being must be 100 lbs. overweight, but the minimum can travel downwards if the hambeast tries to "show their stuff" when there is glaringly too much of "it."

Snowpony, lose some weight you damn hambeast.

hambeast by SquareMoogle February 16, 2005