landblasted

Term used by weekend warriors and military wannabes to describe how drunk they got at the civil war reinactment, or any other weekend event that requires grown men to dress in constumes.

I got so landblasted at the Citadel Renascence festival, I shat my pantaloons.

by tigerbalm1 August 13, 2011

Lablasted

adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.

He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."

by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012

Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018

sandblasted tomato

an unacceptably vile looking woman

stay away from her, she's got a face like a sandblasted tomato

by 0-0-7 October 26, 2009

Sandblasted

Extremely high and/or drunk - to the extent speech, walking, and basic tasks become impossible.

Dude, last night I got so high I couldn't figure out how to work my microwave. I was sandblasted!

by dogfijs3 September 9, 2015

Landblasting

Slang for running.

Running so hard that the tremendous force of the runners feet blows the ground below into a dust cloud of debris.

Seen on many cartoons, such as Looney Toons.

Did you see Rocko Landblasting this morning, that SUV had to pull off on the side of the room to wait for the cloud to clear. He also destroyed the track at school.

by tubbytom November 27, 2011

Tokyo sandblasted

When a male ejaculates on a women’s face and throws glitter on her so she will be sparkly

Carlo totally Tokyo sandblasted me last night!!!
#bless

by Bussin respectfully July 19, 2021