Handblaster 

A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.

"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."

Handblaster by the akademik July 7, 2005

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.

1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.

Tokyo Sandblaster by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010

Charm City Sandblaster

When a girl with extremely chapped lips blows you.

My girlfriend gave me a charm city sandblaster and now my dick hurts

Charm City Sandblaster by TheBigSilly May 7, 2018

Singapore Sandblaster 

When you suck the menstrual fluid from a woman and spit it into her ass. She farts it onto your face, creating a silhouette of blood on the wall behind you. With ejaculate, you cum a face of semen on the image.

"Oh God, was there a murder?" "Nah, my girlfriend gave me a Singapore Sandblaster for our 6 month anniversary."

Singapore Sandblaster by hanso48 December 18, 2010

Oklahoma Sandblaster 

Prior to intercourse, typically anal, the phallus, dildo or fingers are coated in an adhesive and dipped in sand. Following the coating, the penetrating object is used feverishly. Think of sand paper in a woodworking project. The OK sandblaster can be used in conjunction with many other techniques; the boston shocker, the mini van, the Houdini, the Eiffel tower, etc...

Dude1: Man, I'm thinking about going to this party tonight to hook up with Jenna.
Dude2: You don't want Jenna, trust me. Tim and I wrecked that bitch with an Oklahoma Sandblaster-Houdini combo last week and she'll never be the same.

Oklahoma Sandblaster by pinksock69er September 30, 2011

Elma Sandblaster 

This move from Western New York's wintery season requires precision and creativity, when you urinate on a car hood (writing your name in cursive), and the car's owner comes out and almost catches you, you quickly grab your high-power leaf-blower and shoot the mist of yellow-snow their way, but pretending you are doing them a favor by clearing their windshield. As said owner gets into their car you smile, elbow bump, and toss a turd from your backhand into the passenger seat for them to sit on and unsuspectingly. (you must be able to shit in your hand while maintaining conversation and not getting caught, while not squishing the poo). As the person drives away you smile, wave, and then smack the next person (onlooker) in the face with the remaining poo smears in your hand.

This guy is a real Houdini, managed to pull off the Elma Sandblaster on three unsuspecting people, while maintaining a straight face.

Elma Sandblaster by El el fetches February 4, 2022

Arabian Sandblaster 

Resting a males ballsack in the eye/forehead or his partner and blasting a fart into their nose and mouth area.

Ron Wesealy: Holy shit, that Arabian Sandblaster damn near knocked the wind out of me.
Harry Potter: Your welcome.

Arabian Sandblaster by ur.momma.! August 11, 2008