Hamstai 

Hamster + hentai

Hey dude... I just found the hottest hamstai.. I jerked off to it it was so hot...

Hamstai by breadboner November 7, 2013

hamstring stretch standing 

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.

1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.

hamstring stretch standing by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

Hamstack 

When one consumes mass amounts of alcohol in one given moment in height of excitemnt or the sole situation that the weekend has arrived.

Stash was absolutely hamstacked and took a shit on a car a last week. Damn the things we do when we are hamstacked.

Hamstack by Imeemz Nadeemz & Steez McFly January 22, 2011

HamStacked 

A poker term where a player has accumulated a large and seemingly insurmountable number of chips (stack), yet only to lose them all and win nothing

That guy had over $20,000 in chips but just lost it all in the past 5 hands. He really got HamStacked

HamStacked by Somebody8827 September 10, 2020

hamstring 

To cause one to not be able to move, walk, or function. To immobilize someone, to make someone powerless. (taken from the literal practice of cutting with a knife an animal's or person's hamstring muscle) past tense - hamstrung

The lack of investors will hamstring my efforts to move the project forward.

I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.

hamstring by irzapper August 18, 2007

hamstick

Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem

“If that low confidence bitch doesn’t stop hamsticking everything I say, I swear I’m gonna ghost her ass and leave her friendless!”

Girl 1: “My dress cost 2 grand. Where’s yours from? I saw one like yours at Kmart.”
Girl2: “Bitch..don’t even try to hamstick me!!”

hamstick by guhvelmo March 31, 2022

hamstand 

lifting a pig up by it's front legs (trotters) and making it walk on it's back legs.
Performed better when drunk.

Duuuude!!1!11 that pig's totally doing a hamstand

hamstand by gubzy and squeek January 28, 2008