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hamstring stretch standing 

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
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Hamstack 

When one consumes mass amounts of alcohol in one given moment in height of excitemnt or the sole situation that the weekend has arrived.
Stash was absolutely hamstacked and took a shit on a car a last week. Damn the things we do when we are hamstacked.

HamStacked 

A poker term where a player has accumulated a large and seemingly insurmountable number of chips (stack), yet only to lose them all and win nothing
That guy had over $20,000 in chips but just lost it all in the past 5 hands. He really got HamStacked
HamStacked by Somebody8827 September 10, 2020

hamstring 

To cause one to not be able to move, walk, or function. To immobilize someone, to make someone powerless. (taken from the literal practice of cutting with a knife an animal's or person's hamstring muscle) past tense - hamstrung
The lack of investors will hamstring my efforts to move the project forward.

I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.
hamstring by irzapper August 18, 2007
Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem
“If that low confidence bitch doesn’t stop hamsticking everything I say, I swear I’m gonna ghost her ass and leave her friendless!”

Girl 1: “My dress cost 2 grand. Where’s yours from? I saw one like yours at Kmart.”
Girl2: “Bitch..don’t even try to hamstick me!!”
hamstick by guhvelmo March 31, 2022

hamstand 

lifting a pig up by it's front legs (trotters) and making it walk on it's back legs.
Performed better when drunk.
Duuuude!!1!11 that pig's totally doing a hamstand
hamstand by gubzy and squeek January 28, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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