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Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem
“If that low confidence bitch doesn’t stop hamsticking everything I say, I swear I’m gonna ghost her ass and leave her friendless!”

Girl 1: “My dress cost 2 grand. Where’s yours from? I saw one like yours at Kmart.”
Girl2: “Bitch..don’t even try to hamstick me!!”
hamstick by guhvelmo March 31, 2022
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Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem
“If that low confidence bitch doesn’t stop hamsticking everything I say, I swear I’m gonna ghost her ass and leave her friendless!”
Hamstick by guhvelmo March 31, 2022
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Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem.

Hamsticking can also be a situation where a individual with low self esteem throws themselves at another persons boyfriend, girlfriend or significant other trying to hijack their affection
Oh my god dude. As soon as she found out the math tutor had a girlfriend, she hamsticked him. Luckily she is so beat up and cringe that the Math tutor didn’t take the bait.
Hamstick by guhvelmo January 7, 2023
(verb)- to make clearly fraudulent claims about personal achievements to others despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
Omg..this girl from Mathnaesium hamsticked to everyone she got into Harvard but got rejected at every single college she applied to. Now she’s scrambling to get into Hondros Community College.
Hamstick by guhvelmo January 31, 2024

Hamstack 

When one consumes mass amounts of alcohol in one given moment in height of excitemnt or the sole situation that the weekend has arrived.
Stash was absolutely hamstacked and took a shit on a car a last week. Damn the things we do when we are hamstacked.

HamStacked 

A poker term where a player has accumulated a large and seemingly insurmountable number of chips (stack), yet only to lose them all and win nothing
That guy had over $20,000 in chips but just lost it all in the past 5 hands. He really got HamStacked
HamStacked by Somebody8827 September 10, 2020

Hamsticker 

A humourous name used within the Homestuck (an online webcomic by Andrew Hussie) fandom to address themselves.
"Elizabeth was snickering when Dave introduced himself!"
"Yeah, she's such a hamsticker!"
Hamsticker by EveryDayImHussiein November 12, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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