Hamstick

Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem.

Hamsticking can also be a situation where a individual with low self esteem throws themselves at another persons boyfriend, girlfriend or significant other trying to hijack their affection
Oh my god dude. As soon as she found out the math tutor had a girlfriend, she hamsticked him. Luckily she is so beat up and cringe that the Math tutor didn’t take the bait.
by guhvelmo January 07, 2023
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Hamstick

Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem
“If that low confidence bitch doesn’t stop hamsticking everything I say, I swear I’m gonna ghost her ass and leave her friendless!”
by guhvelmo March 31, 2022
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bobdaat

(noun)- pronounced Bobe Dot- a young child usually a toddler who is partially toothless and does not listen to parents and is prone to wild tantrums
I will not judge the parents for that child’s wild behavior. The kid is a total unmanageable bobdaat!!
by guhvelmo January 15, 2023
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Peaouche

(Noun)- a simp boyfriend who tells his usually ugly and conniving girlfriend every little thing who then herself spreads the information like wildfire

The word is a portmanteau of pea-brain and douche

Pronounced Pee-youche; It rhymes with douche
Omg guys. This total Peaouche told his butt ugly beat up cringe girlfriend things that I told him in absolute confidence. This clown cannot be trusted with anything around his ghastly girlfriend.

Holy shit mate. If this simp was in our Allied army fighting the Nazis in WWII, the Peaouche would divulge everything to Mata Hari who would tell Eva Braun who would tell Hitler and we would be speaking fucking German right now. I can’t even with this wanker.

Brah. We have abort the current fraternity rush plans. Some Peaouche told his bitch that we were making the pledges swim across the river at night with ass candles and now the Dean found out and is threatening to shut us down.
by guhvelmo March 23, 2024
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Hamstick

(verb)- to make clearly fraudulent claims about personal achievements to others despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
Omg..this girl from Mathnaesium hamsticked to everyone she got into Harvard but got rejected at every single college she applied to. Now she’s scrambling to get into Hondros Community College.
by guhvelmo January 31, 2024
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Peaouche

(Noun)- a simp boyfriend who tells his usually ugly and conniving girlfriend every little thing.

The word is a essentially portmanteau of pea-brain and douche

Pronounced Pee-youche; It rhymes with douche
Omg guys. This total peeouche told his cringe girlfriend things that I told him in absolute confidence. This clown cannot be trusted with anything around his beat up girlfriend.

Holy shit mate. If this simp was in our army fighting the Nazis in WWII, the peeouche would divulge everything to Mata Hari who would tell Eva Braun who would tell Hitler and we would be speaking German right now.

Brah. Do not tell that Peaouche anything. He will tell that horrible witch everything and she will use it against you.
by guhvelmo March 21, 2024
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Hamstuck

The act of having made claims with malevolent intent in the past.
She bragged that she was going to Harvard. But I found out we were simply hamstuck to make us feel bad. In reality, she didn’t get into Harvard and was waitlisted at Hondros community college. That is sooooo socio.
by guhvelmo March 20, 2024
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