hamstand

lifting a pig up by it's front legs (trotters) and making it walk on it's back legs.
Performed better when drunk.

Duuuude!!1!11 that pig's totally doing a hamstand

by gubzy and squeek January 28, 2008

Canadian Hamstand

When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.

Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!

Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!

Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.

Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!

by Donny Boy April 13, 2012

arab hamsandwich

When a group of guys are making ham sandwiches and run out of mayo so they decide to jerk off of the sandwiches then finally sending those sandwiches to third world countries

Hey let's go fuck with some poor people and give them Arab hamsandwiches

by Daddy_daddy November 21, 2016

hatstand

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

Hamtandongus

The external vein on your earlobe.

"Good day sir, how is your hamtandongus fairing?"

by Ricado Shilly Shally January 8, 2017

Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

by Craig May 10, 2004

Hatstand

Possibly originating from a man who kept trying to put his wife on a hatstand because he thought she was a hat. Chronicles by Oliver Sacks in his book “The man who thought his wife was a hat”.
Hatstand means crazy.

The dictator of Azerbaijan is completely hatstand.

by IngyG May 17, 2020