Noun
1. A really, really ugly pig
2. A moldy piece of ham
3. A really, really, REALLY good nickname for a male
1. A really, really ugly pig
2. A moldy piece of ham
3. A really, really, REALLY good nickname for a male
1. "I ran for my life as I saw that hamqham sprint after me"
2. "Bob checked the fridge, and threw away the hamqham sitting in my fridge"
3. "Hamqham, could you please pass me that pencil?"
2. "Bob checked the fridge, and threw away the hamqham sitting in my fridge"
3. "Hamqham, could you please pass me that pencil?"
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dude i heard about that kid who plays drums for robert....he invented this thing called hamshaming. it's so fucked up. i hear he and robert do it all the time.
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guy 1: "hey guy 2 would you like to come over to my place for a barbecue?"
guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"
guy 1: "wtf is that"
guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"
guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"
guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"
guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"
guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"
guy 1: "wtf is that"
guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"
guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"
guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"
guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"
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Doesn't know what he's got.
Selfish, without meaning to be. Cold hearted.
Smile that could break hearts.
Different, there's no one like a Hamham.
Superficial intelligence. Hard to crack into. On the surface, emotionless twat, but in reality, feels quite deeply.
Guilt takes him over. Looks out for only himself.
Hard to give up.
Doesn't know what he's got.
Selfish, without meaning to be. Cold hearted.
Smile that could break hearts.
Different, there's no one like a Hamham.
Superficial intelligence. Hard to crack into. On the surface, emotionless twat, but in reality, feels quite deeply.
Guilt takes him over. Looks out for only himself.
Hard to give up.
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