Hamqham

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Noun
1. A really, really ugly pig

2. A moldy piece of ham

3. A really, really, REALLY good nickname for a male

1. "I ran for my life as I saw that hamqham sprint after me"

2. "Bob checked the fridge, and threw away the hamqham sitting in my fridge"

3. "Hamqham, could you please pass me that pencil?"

Hamqham by LoloElquito April 29, 2019

Words you can keep

hamsham

the act of sodomizing a farm animal (such as a pig) with a drumstick while pleasuring yourself to pictures of neil peart; to hamsham

dude i heard about that kid who plays drums for robert....he invented this thing called hamshaming. it's so fucked up. i hear he and robert do it all the time.

hamsham by youraveragegerman February 26, 2011

Related Words

Hamqham • hamham • hambhambs • hamehamehah • hamham7776 • hamhamgot • hamhamham • Hamquam • hamsham • hama hama hama?

hamhamham

Similar to a hamburger, but it's just three of the top bun pieces stacked on top of each other.

guy 1: "hey guy 2 would you like to come over to my place for a barbecue?"

guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"

guy 1: "wtf is that"

guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"

guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"

guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"

guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"

hamhamham by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 8, 2019

hamhamgot

Similar to hamham , interchangeable with faggot.

Get lost you hamhamgots.

hamhamgot by Ryan March 10, 2004

hamham

the name given to someone who puts too many ham slices in their sandwich.

woah seen faz's sandwich...
she's hamham!

hamham by chickpeaa December 23, 2008

hamham

used as a replacement for fag

shut the fuck up you hamham

hamham by Dave January 15, 2004

Hamham

Lanky, skinny boy, too much hair, GUITAR HERO.
Doesn't know what he's got.
Selfish, without meaning to be. Cold hearted.
Smile that could break hearts.
Different, there's no one like a Hamham.

Superficial intelligence. Hard to crack into. On the surface, emotionless twat, but in reality, feels quite deeply.
Guilt takes him over. Looks out for only himself.

Hard to give up.

'Omg, who's that guy you were talking to?!'
'He's my Hamham :)' *blushes*

Hamham by iloveyoukbye. December 7, 2010

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026