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shut the fuck up you hamham
hamham by Dave January 15, 2004
Lanky, skinny boy, too much hair, GUITAR HERO.
Doesn't know what he's got.
Selfish, without meaning to be. Cold hearted.
Smile that could break hearts.
Different, there's no one like a Hamham.

Superficial intelligence. Hard to crack into. On the surface, emotionless twat, but in reality, feels quite deeply.
Guilt takes him over. Looks out for only himself.

Hard to give up.
'Omg, who's that guy you were talking to?!'
'He's my Hamham :)' *blushes*
Hamham by iloveyoukbye. December 7, 2010
Top tier Irish chipper, very filthy but in a good way.
I went to Hamdams and orders a chip butty wrap, a party box, a niall special and a gurry curry
Hamdams by cheesy454 July 5, 2021
What you say when you're stuck in a bad situation.

Another word for "Shoot, I'm screwed" or f*, sh*, bs, and u know....
"Hamjam! I forgot to do my homework."

or...

"Someone threw your computer off the cliff."
"Hamjam."
hamjam by dopey193 June 4, 2014
A friendly greeting- How you say "hello" in hamster language.

Used in the Hamtaro anime and games.
"Hamha! Long time no see!"
Hamha by HamtaroLOL October 25, 2009
abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.
'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'
hamsam by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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