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the act of sodomizing a farm animal (such as a pig) with a drumstick while pleasuring yourself to pictures of neil peart; to hamsham

dude i heard about that kid who plays drums for robert....he invented this thing called hamshaming. it's so fucked up. i hear he and robert do it all the time.

hamsham by youraveragegerman February 26, 2011

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hamsam

abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.

'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'

hamsam by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009

Related Words

hamsham • Hamshanaa • hamshank • hamham • hamsamich • Hasham • hamshack • harsham • haisham • hambhambs

Hasham

A truly nice guy.

"Hey Lisa I got flowers today! I wonder who they are from?"
"Probably from Hasham."

Hasham by Jay Reeds September 29, 2009

Hamshank Frank

Hamshank Frank is our lord as saviour of the meat. He is known for working in multiple Co op’s in Liverpool and riding on his Ped on the streets of our city. He has catchphrases such as “Hey Mern”, “Save the meat, shine the light” and “the commies are trying to kill us” He has became a local icon.

I saw Hamshank Frank in the Co op today, he’s still as mad as ever.

Hamshank Frank by Nat Phillips July 31, 2021

hamsha

an expression of disagreement.

person 1;which one do you prefer sausage or beacon?
person 2;i like pancakes better
person 1; that wasnt a ch....
person 2; hamsha!!

hamsha by ilikefatblackcocks69 August 12, 2011

HaShamen

A new fast food Shawarma (Shwarma) franchise in Israel with stores across the country. The Chain was started in Jerusalem.

They only serve Shwarma, Turkey or Lamb and some side salads.

Literally translated from Hebrew the name means: The Fatso, or The Fatass.

Asher: " Yakov, I vant some eh, Shwarma, lets go to HaShamen.

Yakov: " Walla, sounds good to me, call Haguy to come also.

HaShamen by Sharone B. January 29, 2009

hamshack

Going in balls deep guns blazing with no plan whatsoever and epically failing in the process.

Ron totally Hamshacked that stunt jump.

hamshack by Dustblood El Brutal April 13, 2017

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026