Hamquam

To violently shit upon an object.

"Ugh, what happened to your car."

"It got hamquammed"

"damn, that sucks"

by ssobecuaseht November 25, 2011

Hamqham

Noun
1. A really, really ugly pig

2. A moldy piece of ham

3. A really, really, REALLY good nickname for a male

1. "I ran for my life as I saw that hamqham sprint after me"

2. "Bob checked the fridge, and threw away the hamqham sitting in my fridge"

3. "Hamqham, could you please pass me that pencil?"

by LoloElquito April 29, 2019

hamsquam

When you put a hole in a ham and put pineapple slices im the hole. Then have sexual intercourse with the ham/pineapple.

"I pop pussy like i pop pills, hamsquam on my dick." ~Josh Heilmann

by Ray12321 August 14, 2017