Hammerstop 

A dyslexic form of the word 'hammertime'.

"Time! Hammerstop!"

Hammerstop by Derpy Derp Derp August 16, 2009

Blackout hammertossed 

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

Blackout hammertossed by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

hammerslogien 

In relation to the festivity of Oktoberfest, this is the drunken mix between German/English; meaning "hammered" or "wasted"

Jill: Get up, we got to go tap the golden keg at the fest grounds!
Audra: Let's get hammerslogien!

hammerslogien by festmaster December 6, 2010

Johnny Hammersticks 

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.

A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.

Johnny Hammersticks by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

hammershow 

When 3 or more girls get together at a bar and all of them become so intoxicated they can barely see.

"Last week at the bar was a total hammershow for the girls"

hammershow by Rozlyn July 4, 2007

hammersteined 

drunk after drinking beer during octoberfest. or anywhere else.

man i was hammersteined last night!

hammersteined by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hammertoe 

A toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.

My hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!

hammertoe by Tingle October 26, 2003