hammertop

The act of hitting an individual over the head with a pinky-down vertical clenched fist-- excessive hammertopping may lead to feelings of homsexuality and/or blindness. (verb)

I hammertopped Larry Dowdy, causing him temporary blindness.

by no one1 October 14, 2007

hammerhorn

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum

I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock

by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

Blackout hammertossed

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

hammertime

When F1 driver Lewis Hamilton drives as fast as he can.

"Okay Lewis, your rival has pitted - it's hammertime!"

by oderalon February 1, 2020

Hammerthrow

A sexual position used with midgets. the midgets open their legs while the big person places them in front and begins to spin them around like one does in hammerthrow

Connor loves fucking midgets in the hammerthrow position.

by Connorlikeslittleones June 10, 2009

hammercapped

When you're so effin hammered that you act like you're handycapped

Yo I got so hammercapped last night that I needed a wheelchair to get home

by 3 philosophers January 20, 2015

hammertext

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive

God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.

by MC hammer April 27, 2012