hammersteined 

drunk after drinking beer during octoberfest. or anywhere else.

man i was hammersteined last night!

hammersteined by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hammersteined 

This is when a person, man or woman, is extremely drunk.

Oh my god, I'm totally hammersteined!

hammersteined by Ice Princess December 28, 2005

Hammerstein Ballroomed 

A profound state of drunkenness well beyond just being hammered. Derived from (but with no meaningful relation to) the Hammerstein Ballroom theater in Mahattan.

I'm Hammerstein Ballroomed.

Hammerstein Ballroomed by factorj March 9, 2011

Hammerstein

When a male lays someone down on a rabbi's desk, and the male kicks hia legs up to full force penitrate the recipient.

I gave my girlfriend the Hammerstein while the rabbi was at a brit milah.

Hammerstein by Kiwi_Slander April 27, 2023