Hammerjob

1) A malicious action in which one tries to crush another person's genitals with a hammer.
2) A malicious action in which one tries to crush another person's genitals with a sledgehammer.

That guy just got castrated by a hammerjob.

by SEM101 October 19, 2011

hammerhorn

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum

I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock

by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

Blackout hammertossed

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

Hammerdom

a highly intoxicated state of being.

After my 7th shot, I ascended into hammerdom.

by NYkid420 January 6, 2010

hammerdong

Being well endowed in the ding dong section. A big swinger in the pants. A big penis.

The only reason she cheated on you brah was because he knew how to work his hammerdong.

by bigdylsky November 7, 2010

hammercocking

The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.

I knight you my fair lady, now scooch down for your hammercocking so I can officialise it.

by Adie88 September 29, 2018

hammerfor

Hammerfor is a joke expression used when you are about to hit somebody on the head with a hammer.

Mark: Dude, I saw a hammerfor this weekend.
William: What's a hammerfor?
Mark: This! (Hits William on the head with a hammer.)

by MxSx 805 oi oi October 14, 2005