hammerhorn

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum

I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock

by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

hammerdong

Being well endowed in the ding dong section. A big swinger in the pants. A big penis.

The only reason she cheated on you brah was because he knew how to work his hammerdong.

by bigdylsky November 7, 2010

hammerfor

Hammerfor is a joke expression used when you are about to hit somebody on the head with a hammer.

Mark: Dude, I saw a hammerfor this weekend.
William: What's a hammerfor?
Mark: This! (Hits William on the head with a hammer.)

by MxSx 805 oi oi October 14, 2005

Hammerhanding

Jerking off with two hands

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.

by panchito lokito October 30, 2011

Hammerpoint

To fail in an epic manner. The reference comes from the developer Hammerpoint Interactive who made the game The War Z, which received the worst Metacritic rating ever and promptly got hacked releasing all player details and game files.

Did you see that guy Hammerpoint?

by orbut March 31, 2013

hammertong

To masturbate violently, as if in an attempt to punish your dong.

Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again? Naw, he can't walk straight because he's been up all night hammertonging! He probably blew out his prostate!

by Ice-D July 17, 2006

Hammergooned

Becoming highly intoxicated after a long day of consuming alcohol. Belligerent to everybody, and all surroundings.

We went taligating last Sunday, and by the end of the game, we we're totally hammergooned.

by diddy mcgoonigan April 18, 2010