when having sex with a female as the man is about to ejaculate he removes his member and smacks it with incredible force using his penis as a hammer on the women's stomach or ass blowing his load all over her.
by ap12387 April 7, 2010
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Man, i totally went superhero hammerjack mode yesterday, my mom almost caught me bumpin the monkey!!!
by Albusdumbledore July 19, 2011
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by PJZ, too many people use this September 28, 2008
Get the Hammerfaced mug.The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.
by Adie88 September 29, 2018
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-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo
by DeCHEFticon420 June 5, 2020
Get the Hammerfucked mug.A hammerhawk is a male person who,
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
"Rick is such a hammerhawk! He always checks out my junk in the shower!"
"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"
"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"
by Mike Hart March 26, 2007
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Work Habits:
Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.
TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:
McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)
Work Habits:
Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.
TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:
McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)
It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.
A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.
A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.
by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008
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