Halloop

SEXY SEXY SEXY INTERCOURSE BETWEEN A MAN AND AN OSTRICH

GODDAMN I HALLOOPED IT SO HARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Halloop by mwamwamwa April 3, 2013

Hallowporn

The visual and physical treats you get in preparation for Halloween, usually when the opposite sex models their costume.

Man, I had some amazing Hallowporn last night when Catherine showed me her nurse costume.
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Damn, she put on her boots from that costume last night...sweet Hallowporn!!!

Hallowporn by sob13 October 30, 2009

hallophobia 

The fear of walking in hallways alone.

A 5 year old usually has hallophobia.

hallophobia by Mr. DFTBA February 3, 2014

hallooseinations 

Da ethereal images dat you erroneously think you're seeing while taking a diarrhea-crap on da toilet.

I try not to visualize prunes or Epsom salts while taking a "liquid dump", since having laxatives in my consciousness just causes worse hallooseinations.

hallooseinations by QuacksO December 31, 2020

Hallooween 

A song wich is the theme tune from the film Nightmare before christmas It has being performed by many artists.

"what is the opening to Hallooween"

"Oh i think it's boys and girls of every age, don't you want to see some thing strange..."

Hallooween by Finnerty October 24, 2009

hallooseination 

A mirage created by the male brain that perceives certain women as being more willing to drop their drawers than they actually are.

If you look at the diagram of a dude's brain (huh?! Men actually HAVE brains??!?!??) as opposed to a chick's, you can see how many hallooseinations they have regarding the fairer gender... while a woman has major sectors of her brain for "delicate nuances" activities like listening, empathy for others, understanding, sensitivity, apparel-fashion, home-decor, etc., a guy's brain has just minutely-tiny "pea-brain" areas for these "minor and fastidious" thought-processes, but contains several huge sections marked "SEX", "HAVE SEX", "BOOBS-OBSERVER", CROTCH-SCANNER", etc.

hallooseination by QuacksO August 26, 2019

Hallopeen 

A holiday that takes place in the month of October that entails dressing up as penises and going trick-or-treating.

Also known as "Halloween".

Matt: "Hey bro, what are you dressing as for Hallopeen?"
Bob: "A penis, of course. I plan on truly celebrating Hallopeen with spirit this year."

Hallopeen by Cuddlybutdeadly October 12, 2010