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Halloop

SEXY SEXY SEXY INTERCOURSE BETWEEN A MAN AND AN OSTRICH
by mwamwamwa April 3, 2013
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Hallowporn

The visual and physical treats you get in preparation for Halloween, usually when the opposite sex models their costume.
Man, I had some amazing Hallowporn last night when Catherine showed me her nurse costume.
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Damn, she put on her boots from that costume last night...sweet Hallowporn!!!
by sob13 October 30, 2009
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hallophobia

The fear of walking in hallways alone.
A 5 year old usually has hallophobia.
by Mr. DFTBA February 3, 2014
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hallooseinations

Da ethereal images dat you erroneously think you're seeing while taking a diarrhea-crap on da toilet.
I try not to visualize prunes or Epsom salts while taking a "liquid dump", since having laxatives in my consciousness just causes worse hallooseinations.
by QuacksO December 31, 2020
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Hallooween

A song wich is the theme tune from the film Nightmare before christmas It has being performed by many artists.
"what is the opening to Hallooween"

"Oh i think it's boys and girls of every age, don't you want to see some thing strange..."
by Finnerty October 24, 2009
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hallooseination

A mirage created by the male brain that perceives certain women as being more willing to drop their drawers than they actually are.
If you look at the diagram of a dude's brain (huh?! Men actually HAVE brains??!?!??) as opposed to a chick's, you can see how many hallooseinations they have regarding the fairer gender... while a woman has major sectors of her brain for "delicate nuances" activities like listening, empathy for others, understanding, sensitivity, apparel-fashion, home-decor, etc., a guy's brain has just minutely-tiny "pea-brain" areas for these "minor and fastidious" thought-processes, but contains several huge sections marked "SEX", "HAVE SEX", "BOOBS-OBSERVER", CROTCH-SCANNER", etc.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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Hallopeen

A holiday that takes place in the month of October that entails dressing up as penises and going trick-or-treating.

Also known as "Halloween".
Matt: "Hey bro, what are you dressing as for Hallopeen?"
Bob: "A penis, of course. I plan on truly celebrating Hallopeen with spirit this year."
by Cuddlybutdeadly October 12, 2010
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