hallooseination

A mirage created by the male brain that perceives certain women as being more willing to drop their drawers than they actually are.

If you look at the diagram of a dude's brain (huh?! Men actually HAVE brains??!?!??) as opposed to a chick's, you can see how many hallooseinations they have regarding the fairer gender... while a woman has major sectors of her brain for "delicate nuances" activities like listening, empathy for others, understanding, sensitivity, apparel-fashion, home-decor, etc., a guy's brain has just minutely-tiny "pea-brain" areas for these "minor and fastidious" thought-processes, but contains several huge sections marked "SEX", "HAVE SEX", "BOOBS-OBSERVER", CROTCH-SCANNER", etc.

hallooseination by QuacksO August 26, 2019

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hallooseinations

Da ethereal images dat you erroneously think you're seeing while taking a diarrhea-crap on da toilet.

I try not to visualize prunes or Epsom salts while taking a "liquid dump", since having laxatives in my consciousness just causes worse hallooseinations.

hallooseinations by QuacksO December 31, 2020

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'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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Hardo

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Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

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