hallooseination

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A mirage created by the male brain that perceives certain women as being more willing to drop their drawers than they actually are.

If you look at the diagram of a dude's brain (huh?! Men actually HAVE brains??!?!??) as opposed to a chick's, you can see how many hallooseinations they have regarding the fairer gender... while a woman has major sectors of her brain for "delicate nuances" activities like listening, empathy for others, understanding, sensitivity, apparel-fashion, home-decor, etc., a guy's brain has just minutely-tiny "pea-brain" areas for these "minor and fastidious" thought-processes, but contains several huge sections marked "SEX", "HAVE SEX", "BOOBS-OBSERVER", CROTCH-SCANNER", etc.

hallooseination by QuacksO August 26, 2019

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hallooseinations

Da ethereal images dat you erroneously think you're seeing while taking a diarrhea-crap on da toilet.

I try not to visualize prunes or Epsom salts while taking a "liquid dump", since having laxatives in my consciousness just causes worse hallooseinations.

hallooseinations by QuacksO December 31, 2020

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