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Damn it, i spent 30 minutes Hallmocking for a Valentines Day Card for the wife at Walgreens and missed my tinderwife. Never again!
by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021
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College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
by FisherofMen October 21, 2012
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Verb: (hal-ick-ing)
To lose all assets by gambling; to fail writing 107 four times; to fail computer literacy four times; to fail accounting four times; to fail Theology 3 times; to apply to numerous jobs using false credentials, only to quit one week later; to be dismissed by all friends and family; to be seen as a low life in society; to use school loans to gamble on sports; to cheat out of money (can be anything from friends to the catholic church).
To lose all assets by gambling; to fail writing 107 four times; to fail computer literacy four times; to fail accounting four times; to fail Theology 3 times; to apply to numerous jobs using false credentials, only to quit one week later; to be dismissed by all friends and family; to be seen as a low life in society; to use school loans to gamble on sports; to cheat out of money (can be anything from friends to the catholic church).
Xavier says "Haha. My roomate dropped his writing class for the 3rd time this semester."
Jimmy Neutron replies "WOW! He is really hallocking this semester."
Jimmy Neutron replies "WOW! He is really hallocking this semester."
by Jimmy Johnstone October 14, 2005
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by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017
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by Ninjamanbat June 25, 2016
Get the Hammocking mug.The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.
by Dcoates80 June 14, 2018
Get the Hammocking mug.A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.
So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.
by Nostromo2 December 2, 2011
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