Hallmocking 

When looking for a hallmark card for any occasion and spending too time looking for one that doesn’t contain the word “Love”

Damn it, i spent 30 minutes Hallmocking for a Valentines Day Card for the wife at Walgreens and missed my tinderwife. Never again!

Hallmocking by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

Hammocking 

The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.

College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?

College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?

Hammocking by FisherofMen October 21, 2012

Hallocking

Verb: (hal-ick-ing)
To lose all assets by gambling; to fail writing 107 four times; to fail computer literacy four times; to fail accounting four times; to fail Theology 3 times; to apply to numerous jobs using false credentials, only to quit one week later; to be dismissed by all friends and family; to be seen as a low life in society; to use school loans to gamble on sports; to cheat out of money (can be anything from friends to the catholic church).

Xavier says "Haha. My roomate dropped his writing class for the 3rd time this semester."

Jimmy Neutron replies "WOW! He is really hallocking this semester."

Hallocking by Jimmy Johnstone October 14, 2005

Hammocking 

Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.

Want to go hammocking?

Hammocking by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017

Hammocking 

The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.

Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.

Hammocking by Ninjamanbat June 25, 2016

Hammocking 

The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.

My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend.

Hammocking by Dcoates80 June 14, 2018

Hammocking 

A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.

So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.

Hammocking by Nostromo2 December 2, 2011