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hallmoshing

When you are walking down a hallway, street, etc., and you are about to walk into someone, so you both try to maneuver around the other one, and then you end up just awkwardly shuffling back and forth and staring and each other.
Paco: I hate walking through the English wing, because it's impossible to avoid hallmoshing.

Carmelita: Earlier today, I hallmoshed with this adorable guy for like, 10 minutes straight! It was so, like, totally awful because after, I knew I had like, no chance of getting his number...
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Hallmocking

When looking for a hallmark card for any occasion and spending too time looking for one that doesn’t contain the word “Love”
Damn it, i spent 30 minutes Hallmocking for a Valentines Day Card for the wife at Walgreens and missed my tinderwife. Never again!
by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021
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