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Halki; the king of kings. This person is kind and witty. He's got two personalities. One for businesses and one for when he's with friends. This person is sometimes referred to as "The Chosen One" and descends from the bloodline destined to defeat the Difrancesco in eternal combat. If the Halki is ever defeated by the Difrancesco the world will face destruction and kinky torture by the defilers hands. Legend says the Chosen One rests dormant waiting for the Difrancesco to return.

It is also notable that a path of chaos and destruction ironically follows the Chosen One when defending Existence. Usually by pure bad luck and chance.
Remember when Halki used a spirit bomb on the orphanage?

Where were you when the Halki saved the universe?

I heard that halki is fighting Difrancesco again.
halki by atlas guide February 12, 2014
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An authoritative intellectual, with discernment. He's thoughtful, honest, makes sound decisions, & gives great advice. Hence, Wise Counselor/Judge. He values mind, body, & spirit above all as he strives to prevail. When he falls short, he uses no excuses. Despite being called obnoxious & pretentious, he's down to earth, genuine, & hopes to inspire others to be true to self vs. conform with the norm. He takes pride in assuming responsibility, serving his faith, and offering all praise to whom ONLY he seeks acceptance, ALLAH. Daily, he's improving in discipline, hard work, talent, ambition, willpower, confidence, courage, charisma, charity, compassion, courtesy, chivalry, & respect. He is loyal to loved ones, & generous enough to give his last. His laughter is as infectious as his solemn. He's a leader. He condemns violence, but can be brutally vicious if provoked. He adorns Allah's armor. Thus, he usually overcomes adversity. He embraces challenges. He's introspective. For hobby, he analyzes life & writes in retrospect. He has few friends as most others get frustrated by critical thinking. He's resolved & content with his small inner circle. It enables him to preserve the integrity of his thoughts vs. diluting or contaminating them with the toxic views of mainstream. He believes his body is his temple & mind the key to free him from shackles of mental or physical bondage. Most importantly, he strives to follow the guide of prophet Muhammad. MPBUH & to all who read this. MPBUY.
HAKIM Hakim is amongst one of the realest men I know. He's surely the 8th wonder.
Hakim by Get Outcha Feelings March 24, 2019
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p-hacking 

Exploiting –perhaps unconsciously - researcher degrees of freedom until p<.05.
That finding seems to have been obtained through p-hacking, the authors dropped one of the conditions so that the overall p-value would be less than .05.

She is a p-hacker, she always monitors data while it is being collected.
p-hacking by PProf March 1, 2012

Hakimi's Law 

This is a practice in which a wealthy man transfers his income and net worth to the name of a close relative to prevent financial exploitation by women who marry for the sole purpose of gaining financial benefits from a premeditated divorce.
I don't trust my girlfriend, Natasha. She loves money a lot. If we get married, I am considering applying Hakimi's Law to protect my financial assets.
Hakimi's Law by Gerald NMT April 14, 2023

p-hacking 

Manipulation of statistics such that the desired outcome assumes "statistical significance", usually for the benefit of the study's sponsors. Usually done by ex post facto choice of significance labels and simple reporting of results as being conclusive regardless of calculated p-value. This depends on the public's general lack of understanding of statistical measures and press non-reportage of details.

Also the basis of nutrition research.
Study: "Soy protein was shown to reduce cancer rates in rats with a p <1.0" (effectively random data)

Next day's headline: "Soy Cures Cancer"

Sales soar 1000%

p-hacking = Profit.
p-hacking by Cortical Vortex June 12, 2015
A Glaswegian term relating to a physically ugly, crass and charmless person (usually a female).
What d'ye think ah hur then Gaz? Wid ye gie ur wan?
No danger man! Ah widdnae touch her wae yours... she's pure hackitt!
hackitt by hector mcgubligan December 28, 2005

hacking the jackoff 

The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.
Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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