Shmendrik

A real jerk, an idiot, a dumbass, someone who is clueless.
no more room in this car wait for the next damn train you Shmendrik.
by dkarez4u May 17, 2005
mugGet the Shmendrikmug.

miss observant

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead
Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway
by dkarez4u June 27, 2005
mugGet the miss observantmug.

SBD

Stupid Bitch Disease - A disease genetically passed down from Adam that afflicts most men that attracts them to and causes them to deal with and stay with stupid bitches.

It all started in the Garden of Evil when the stupid bitch ate the apple and convinced Adam to do the same which comdemed all mankind to mortal Hell
Tom has got a really bad case of SBD. His girl runs all over him but he keeps coming back. If he’s not careful it’s going to turn into a full blown case of PBD
by dkarez4u August 22, 2011
mugGet the SBDmug.

Zipperhead

A person who does somthing so stupid that it seems like they unzipped their head and pulled their brain out. A really dumbass move.
you can't make a left trn from the right lane you zipperhead
by dkarez4u June 27, 2005
mugGet the Zipperheadmug.

right or left?

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first
I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?
by dkarez4u June 24, 2010
mugGet the right or left?mug.
A way of admiring someone of the opposite (or same) sex who is attractive where you look them up an down as they approach you, when their right in front of you and as they walk away. Usually done while not speakiing to the person.
"She was so fine that I gave her the once over twice three times"
by dkarez4u June 27, 2005
mugGet the once over twice three timesmug.

Half Asser

A person who always half finishes a job, chore or activity never seeing it to completion and complaining that they can't do it.
That girl started to distribute the fliers and threw the reset away and went home. She's a half asser!
by dkarez4u August 23, 2011
mugGet the Half Assermug.