Halagoose

When you fart in public

Sam did you just halagoose

Halagoose by Pablito333 August 3, 2017

hallooseinations 

Da ethereal images dat you erroneously think you're seeing while taking a diarrhea-crap on da toilet.

I try not to visualize prunes or Epsom salts while taking a "liquid dump", since having laxatives in my consciousness just causes worse hallooseinations.

hallooseinations by QuacksO December 31, 2020

hallooseination 

A mirage created by the male brain that perceives certain women as being more willing to drop their drawers than they actually are.

If you look at the diagram of a dude's brain (huh?! Men actually HAVE brains??!?!??) as opposed to a chick's, you can see how many hallooseinations they have regarding the fairer gender... while a woman has major sectors of her brain for "delicate nuances" activities like listening, empathy for others, understanding, sensitivity, apparel-fashion, home-decor, etc., a guy's brain has just minutely-tiny "pea-brain" areas for these "minor and fastidious" thought-processes, but contains several huge sections marked "SEX", "HAVE SEX", "BOOBS-OBSERVER", CROTCH-SCANNER", etc.

hallooseination by QuacksO August 26, 2019

halabooleh 

Jibberish used whilst experiencing intense rage/insanity. Has better effect when screamed loudly accompanied with flailing limbs.

Arrrrrrgh googliepuck veet veet halabooleh!

halabooleh by penis February 11, 2004

Salagoose 

A medium sized fish that appears to be a cross between a bluegill and a bass. They appear to look like walleye but are a comepletely different species.

I just caught a salagoose in texas!!!!

Salagoose by basstrout February 22, 2011

Salagoose 

A north american fish that similar to a walleye.

I heard in tennessee the salagoose are mammoth!

Salagoose by salagoose February 23, 2011