Hi Linnea, I’m Leo from some company that you never heard of and although we will never meet in person, we will be spending the next 3-4 months building out an 81 thread email regarding the implementation of the new digital signage system your College just purchased–it’s a pleasure to veet you.
The weird clapping/popping sound your farts make after veeting your crotch and butt hole area. To best describe it, it sounds like passing air between 2 under inflated balloons squished together. It happens because deep inside your butt cheeks where farts first escape is so smooth that it alters the normal sound of a fart.