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Orange Haired Orangutan by Queef Richards March 10, 2018
silver haired middle aged white man
A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.
They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
silver haired middle aged white man by ?fruit March 31, 2017
Haitani Ran
A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.
Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.
Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.
Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.
Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.
Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.
Haitani Ran by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021
Haine Van
Haine Van is a ulzzang and feizl newbie. Her nationality is vietnamese and chinese. But she's living in Germany.
Haine Van is a cute and adorable girl, she also can be pretty. Her attraction to another person are her big eyes. She has big eyes, although she doesn't wear any circle lenses. She is quite famous in the internet.
Haine Van is a cute and adorable girl, she also can be pretty. Her attraction to another person are her big eyes. She has big eyes, although she doesn't wear any circle lenses. She is quite famous in the internet.
Haine Van by TsubakiAyame November 6, 2012
Al-Haitham
A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.
I need him right now in more ways then just one.
I need him right now in more ways then just one.
Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?
Al-Haitham by shunms August 14, 2022
Curly haired Girls
Curly Haired girls are definitely underrated. Guys tend to prefer straight haired girls, but little do they know they are missing out!! Curly haired girls stay loyal, and sometimes the straight haired ladies can be some sneaky bitches... They try to curl their hair tho, but they know in reality they aren’t as popping as the natural curly heads! If you have curly hair then yes I know it’s hard to manage, but own your curls cause they make you unique and beautiful!
Straight haired girls:
Omg you should totally straighten your hair!
Curly haired girls:
Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!
Omg you should totally straighten your hair!
Curly haired girls:
Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!
Curly haired Girls by Sunshine5675 May 14, 2018