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haireolas 

The random boob whiskers that grow around the nipple.
Hey Dana! We are going to the nude beach. Wanna come? Wait, first you need to go shave those jungle haireolas!!
haireolas by danelci June 11, 2006

HairMetalAddict 

Petty, self-righteous moderator on Last FM and possible gay lover of bmxgamer. Has truly awful taste in music and no discernible sense of humor. Also Kurt Cobain once touched him in his swimsuit place.

Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.
HairMetalAddict is the most hated moderator on Last FM for good reason.

haireola 

female areola that has a number of wiry hairs protruding from the chicken skin-like areola.
My God, Jeanie D has a nearly matching pair of haireola
haireola by Bernie O'Neill November 25, 2005

haireolas 

hair on the areola of a women's breast
i went in for a motor boat but i ended up flossing on her haireolas!
haireolas by John The Porkchop December 24, 2007

Haireola 

A term used to describe hairy nipples.

Derived from hairy and areola (part of the nipple)

Pronounced Hairy-o-la
"Look at the haireola on that guy!"

"dude, you really need to do something about your haireola"

"He had haireola, and it was so disgustiong, yet slightly erotic..."
Haireola by Sarah Denton January 15, 2006

hermella 

shes probably a Habesh (Eritrean/Etiopian) and is a fucking legend. Everybody wants to be around her and she got a big ass booty that no one can handle
Guy 1: OMFG, did you see that girl, shes thicccccc
Guy 2: Yeah, shes definelty a Hermella!
hermella by habeshhabesh April 5, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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