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Hairball 

A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.
Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!
Hairball by Hairball26 July 26, 2019

Hairball 

adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)
1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!

2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.

3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?
Hairball by Johnny Toxin December 31, 2007

hairball analysis 

When the analysis itself consists of a useless mass of regurgitated information.
Sir, that is surely a hairball analysis of the Special Counsel’s Report.

Wookie Hairball 

Sometimes referenced as the "Bukkake Hairball".

Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.
When the bukkake had commenced, Jill hacked up a mean wookie hairball after the football team shoved their shaved pubes down her throat.

When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.
Wookie Hairball by MyExWife February 24, 2010

Hardbelly 

A sexy young teenage girl with a natural flat smooth tummy that hasn't had her body ruined by pregnancy or over indulgence. Not to be confused with a hardbody that requires work outs and usually refers to a male.
Sam: Hey check out that gorgeous little hardbelly. Fred: Careful buddy.....15 will get you 20.
Hardbelly by the_trapper August 15, 2006

hardbelly 

Used to refer to younger females, typically 18 to 22 years old, who possess trim or tight midriffs. Largely due to them not having had the time to get fat.

The term is generally used in a fishing vernacular, as the target group usually travel in packs, or schools - like fish, and tend to still be going to school.

Not to be confused with jailbait, which is the correct term for an undersize hardbelly.
Mick: Hey Jack! You should have gone to the 21st last night.
Jack: Nah, I'm too old for that shit.
Mick: I snared myself a real nice hardbelly. Had to throw the rest back because they were undersize.
Jack: Next time you get invited to a 21st, YOU RING ME.
hardbelly by Mr. Zorg July 6, 2006