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Hairzilla 

Noun- To be a Hairzilla. Being extremely lame and/or saying/doing/implying something that everybody else around you believes to be one of if not the gayest things they've heard/seen in a while. Being called a Hairzilla usually proceeds the eventual "awww" from the others around you.
Person 1- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Person 2- "Hairzilla..."
People 3-8- "Awww."
Person 1- "..."
Hairzilla by Y2Jensen October 28, 2005
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Hairzilla 

A Party Rock band formed in 1984 in Saint Louis, MO. They recorded several albums for Uncle Fess Records and broke up in early 1990. The original band reformed in 2005 and is currently touring.
Hairzilla rocks the house!
I've been Hairzillafied!
This is a Hairzillafest!
Check out those Hairzillas!
Hairzilla by Mike Rogers July 31, 2008

Hipzilla 

Bertha is a regular hipzilla in short shorts!
Hipzilla by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Hawgzilla 

Another name for the Male Penis
A Really thick Cock
While Sally and Andrea were pulling my drawers down, Hawgzilla peeked out and made himself visible. Sally begged for my Cock forcing me to play the ever popular game, "Just stick the Head In". Hawgzilla, the real white meat
Hawgzilla by Anthony Minetti September 25, 2007

hairiolae 

nipples surrounded by hairs (either male or female)
Hairiolae in women is an affliction which can and should be treated as a part of regular grooming.
hairiolae by Duke Dillon March 1, 2014

hairiola 

The outer ring of a woman's nipple that has hair growing out of every orface.
The dentist was proud of the way I flossed with my girlfriend's hairiola.
hairiola by Carl Jackson December 20, 2004
A skinny dude who likes to bang a gym guy's ex/crush/gf.
That 'hargilla' was banging his ex last week.
Hargilla by cubeiron August 27, 2023