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Tits / Boobs / Breasts of a female human being.
I went to the titty bar and the stripper rubbed her hoo hahs in my face for $1.
Hoo Hahs by crypto-jypto July 24, 2003
Related Words
the penis, schlong, wang, weiner, purple-headed-yogurt-squirter, etc.
My hoohah is bigger than your hoohah
Hoo Hahs by Nate Dogg September 9, 2003
hoo-hahs

/ho͝o-haws/
noun

Male gonads
synonyms: testicles, nuts, cajones
I'm a petty bitch and I know eventually, I will bring the PNB TO IT'S DAMN KNEES AND THEN I'LL KICK IT IN ITS HOO-HAHS!!!!
hoo-hahs by Lassie Scoot December 19, 2018
Another form of hahaha when texting, to seem drunk when trying to make plans, as to not be judged or appear desperate.
Anything going on tonight? trying to get drunkk hahsha
hahsha by Tom0008 November 20, 2012
A literal goddess, everybody loves a Hahsti, she is an amazing person loved by her family, friends and peers. Everybody loves a Hahsti. She’s a super kind and beautiful. Very sexy and hot.
“Omg she’s such a Hahsti”
hahsti by Ehhehehehheh636271882 November 26, 2021

hahshrnlwow 

When a bitch tryes so hard to pretend a fake laugh that their fingers slip through the screen making no sense.
Aw Dylan you're so funny hahshrnlwow I could laugh for days
hahshrnlwow by Fuckboyzafe98 May 11, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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