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A woman 50+ who picks up men in their 30s. Like a cougar, but even older.
Did Steve really go home with that haguar?
haguar by maurice-nyc February 2, 2008
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Haguia is the prettiest girl that I've ever seen in my entire life. She is unique, kind, smart and diligent. She's the very first girl I love genuinely until now even years have passed. She was my figure of motivation and the reason that changed me from the worst to a better person. Although we may not see each other, I still hope that in the next lifetime we will cross our paths each other. I still have many things I wanted to tell her but it is way too late, so it is what it is.
Haguia is the only one who made me mad crazy!
Noun, an older and undeniably unattractive evolution of the cougar. Marked by excessive drunkenness and a distinct lack of class.
"Hey those nasty old women are eyein' you man, got a couplea Haguars on your tail."

"Jane looks great at 45 but her haguar of an older sister still thinks she can dress like she's 20"
Haguar by madjack mcmad December 30, 2008
A leopard print wearing unattractive older cougar. Rhymes with jaguar.
Bob got picked up last night at the bar by a haguar.
haguar by Jim Ottawa December 9, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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