Skip to main content
A woman 50+ who picks up men in their 30s. Like a cougar, but even older.
Did Steve really go home with that haguar?
haguar by maurice-nyc February 2, 2008
Related Words
Haguia is the prettiest girl that I've ever seen in my entire life. She is unique, kind, smart and diligent. She's the very first girl I love genuinely until now even years have passed. She was my figure of motivation and the reason that changed me from the worst to a better person. Although we may not see each other, I still hope that in the next lifetime we will cross our paths each other. I still have many things I wanted to tell her but it is way too late, so it is what it is.
Haguia is the only one who made me mad crazy!
Noun, an older and undeniably unattractive evolution of the cougar. Marked by excessive drunkenness and a distinct lack of class.
"Hey those nasty old women are eyein' you man, got a couplea Haguars on your tail."

"Jane looks great at 45 but her haguar of an older sister still thinks she can dress like she's 20"
Haguar by madjack mcmad December 30, 2008
A leopard print wearing unattractive older cougar. Rhymes with jaguar.
Bob got picked up last night at the bar by a haguar.
haguar by Jim Ottawa December 9, 2008

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026