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a man made of hagu or crap
you act like a haguman sometimes.

you suck haguman.

you smell like a haguman.

you are a haguman.

hagumans are shit.

haguman don't rock.

haguman.

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haguman by himel January 5, 2008
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Hageman Dancer 

This is a dancing style that encompasses large usage of space and complete disregard for other neighbouring dancers. A Hageman dancer will often dance carelessly, using his/her elbows and continuously infringing upon the space of neighbouring dancers with complete disregard for their comfort or space.
"That kid keeps on hitting into me while dancing.. dude, he is such hageman dancer"
Hageman Dancer by giuseppino May 20, 2007
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The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
Haumann by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017
A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.
My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.
Haumann by FlisterZab September 6, 2017

hanumanth 

Hanumanth is a very amazing and cool name which is used in many Hindu customs. Not a very common name, yet tends to represent someone sensual and appealing. Hanumanths maybe be bullied for their name yet have the sexiest bodies to make up for it.
Dude that guy plays the flute, he must be a Hanumanth!
hanumanth by i.am.chill June 29, 2016
(Noun, verb). An extended drinking session by which the drinker maintains a steady state of inebriation without ever getting drunk. (verb: to Hagman). Named in honor of late actor Larry Hagman.

(note: daily or even weekly Hagmanning is not recommended. See Larry Hagman's ex-liver.)
"Plan for a Hagman on Thanksgiving!"

Or

"If we are Hagmanning on Thanksgiving, we'd better stock up."
Hagman by Sandy Fingerproblem November 28, 2012
the coolest anybody can ever be.
wow that guy just saved the whole world! he is so hagman.
hagman by Geniussssss August 13, 2006
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Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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