Hagglee

A person who is good at haggling. Someone who knows an item is marked for resale too high at a garage sale or thrift shop. Someone who can haggle with class & get the car dealership to lower the price of a new car. Singular.

Lance watched the hagglee get the large cluster of Quartz Crystals down to a reasonable purchasing price.

Hagglee by Dr. Mando August 22, 2020

crap-haggler 

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!

Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.

crap-haggler by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006

hagglegat 

A juice tasting party and potluck with many exotic foods like Jewish fish and Pablo's pies.

" Oh man I love the salamander sauce that you brought to our hagglegat!"

hagglegat by Liwimouse April 22, 2022

haggle 

To try and convince someone to make whatever they are selling a lower price. They'll suggest a price, you'll suggest a lower one, and each of you keep on suggesting prices until you are willing to pay.

"The boat is $1000."

"I'll pay you 500."

"850."

"700."

"Deal! Pay me $700 and the boat is yours."

haggle by Newbia June 23, 2004

dick haggler 

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

dick haggler by nicheh October 17, 2013

Haggleproof Snaggletooth 

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"

What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth

Haggleproof Snaggletooth by ivan ooze February 23, 2010

Hagglepaff 

A really horny thing that will hump anything.

"My son is such a hagglepaff."

Hagglepaff by Duckster 911 October 26, 2022