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Happcern 

A very millennial mixed feelings concept about a happy moment or something which is probably going to be bad in future.
Person 1: Damn! This weather is so good and so wrong at the same time.

Person 2: I know, it's climate change!

Person 1: Right? I am happcerned.

Person 1: How is it going?
Person 2: I don't know, I am feeling very happcerned about this new job.
Happcern by b__h February 5, 2020
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A now legendary group of sharp-dressed and good looking "bon viveurs" from SE England.
Formed in 1997 and still thriving to present day, the HFPC created and laid the foundations of the modern day binge drinking and philandering that has created so many pretenders to the throne.
Fuelled by angst, Laurent Perrier Pink and coke, they defined the true meaning of "calling Jewsons and ripping the back right of it" throughout the Home Counties.
"Never in the fields of Hempstead have so many fit birds been pested by so few gifted as the HFPC".
Founder Members; Ches, Macdaddy D, DC , The Fin and Si C. (The names have been changed to protect the innocent).

God bless us all.
HFPC" No surrender, no retreat, no fucking compromise."

See HFAS , Associates
HFPC by Fin November 18, 2004
A unplanned for situation/accident that is pleasant or happy;

An accidental event that brings joy instead of grief.
The breaking of the ugly vase was such a hapcident !

They met due to a fender bender, it was a hapcident.
Hapcident by WordGirlQueen December 27, 2011
Definition and Background.

The definition can be summed up in one word 'armageddon'.

The background is classified, highest level, never to be released.
Merely to say HFPC, strikes fear amongst the fearless.
HFPC by Big HFPC Frank April 8, 2005

hapciupalitic 

A man with a small penis that can't have an erection.
Alex in a hapciupalitic.
Hapciupalitic-ule
hapciupalitic by VRCiprian March 2, 2020
Abbreviation for, "S(he) Ain't Fuckin Playin. Used in a humorous way when person referred to is very serious about something.
Person 1:"Mike The Hype Over There Sellin Flashlights For A Dolla"
Person 2: "HAFP he gettin his damn money lmao"
HAFP by Realeyes924 April 18, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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