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A now legendary group of sharp-dressed and good looking "bon viveurs" from SE England.
Formed in 1997 and still thriving to present day, the HFPC created and laid the foundations of the modern day binge drinking and philandering that has created so many pretenders to the throne.
Fuelled by angst, Laurent Perrier Pink and coke, they defined the true meaning of "calling Jewsons and ripping the back right of it" throughout the Home Counties.
"Never in the fields of Hempstead have so many fit birds been pested by so few gifted as the HFPC".
Founder Members; Ches, Macdaddy D, DC , The Fin and Si C. (The names have been changed to protect the innocent).

God bless us all.
HFPC" No surrender, no retreat, no fucking compromise."

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HFPC by Fin November 18, 2004
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Definition and Background.

The definition can be summed up in one word 'armageddon'.

The background is classified, highest level, never to be released.
Merely to say HFPC, strikes fear amongst the fearless.
HFPC by Big HFPC Frank April 8, 2005
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