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Bruh, we need to haerder the squad! Let's bring in some fresh energy and take it to the next level 💪!
Haerder by Chakela March 3, 2026
Urban Dictionary Merch
A person who does not answer the phone call when it sees who is the caller. Similar to seener but regarding phone calls not text messages.
*Darko is calling*
Domjan: "Aren't you going to answer the call from Darko?"
Roko: "Nah..."
Domjan: "OMG you're such a hearder Roko.."
hearder by palsman May 8, 2018

daddy fuck me harder 

What a person says when they want ur dick inside them or they're masturbating.
He walked toward her as she was masturbating, he greedily ripped off her thong and pulled her fingers out of her. He unhooked her bra. He suck and kissed her nipples, and then bit them. She moaned, loving how it felt. He then made his way down to her throbbing pussy and began to eat her out. He stuck his tongue inside her, and she moaned louder. Then he gently nibbled her clit while fingering her wet pink pussy. She started to moan in his ear,"Fuck me." He asked,"What's my name?" "DADDY FUCK ME HARDER" she screamed. So he got up and shoved her against the bed and rammed into her. He shallowly fucked her and she screamed at him again,"Please fuck me daddy" she was so desperate at this point, her vagina pulsing and dripping wet. He felt this so he shoved all of his nine inches deep into her. She threw her head back in ecstasy, and thrusted her hips into him, needing more. He felt how ready she was and began to pick up the pace. She loved his fast deep hard thrusts that made her whimper. She felt her thighs shaking, just then, he pulled out of her. He shoved her head towards his cock and she eagerly took it in her mouth. She swirled her tongue around the tip and deep-throated him. She went back to the tip and nibbled before sticking her tongue into his hole and he came. She looked back up at him and swallowed. She still hadn't orgasmed so she threw him onto the bed and got on top. She rode him so hard until she hit her g-spot and screamed, "DADDY FUUUCK MEEEE"

Harder, daddy 

A phrase used to get out of a sticky situation, such as a chokehold or pin, by making the perpetrator uncomfortable.
A murder was choking me to death so I said "Harder, daddy" and he let go.
Harder, daddy by SheevTheSenate66 October 30, 2021

harder than Chinese calculus 

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

Harder daddy 

When the person who’s fucking you up just won’t go hard so you shout “harder daddy” and they fuck you to the limit you can’t even stand.
Harder Daddy, daddy!!! fuck me harderrrrrrrr, ohhhhh yes please daddy *moan* d-daddy f-f-fuck me h-harder *moan* go h-harder on me daddy!!! Daddy! OHHhH Lord D-daddy you’re fucking me soooo hard today *moan*
Harder daddy by DARKER MATTER April 19, 2019

fuck me harder 

this is what females say to males during sex for them to slam their dick into them harder
I had to write this because some guys don't get that
tom
just saying i'm in the middle of fucking someone right now just so you know
ya tom, if you want you stilll know where i live, my pussy is always here and i would love to cum to you when you learn what HARDER MEANS
i love cumming to you
a: "omfg, daddy fuck me harder... harder... fuck me, i'm cumming... omg. fuck *moan* omg, fuck me harder. FUCK ME , I'M CUMMING DADDY, CUM IN ME DADDY"
fuck me harder by vmhgv February 8, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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