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"Here when you need me"
Dude my car got stolen

Ohh dude that sucks do u need a ride home?

Maybe I'll try to call a taxi

Ok HWYNM
HWYNM by Homeleessssmeeeenn June 9, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
his/her word, not mine.
Person 1: What does Nathan look like?
Person 2: Tall, skinny, super gay-
Person 1: Woah there!
Person 2: Hwnm!
hwnm by imjustabill November 18, 2021
Related Words
HWYNM hwnmzs Hwanmaryo hwnm hwunmuttyl Hwyn
An obsessed f@g named henrique on twitter who bashes Doja Cat and promotes selupus gomez fancams. His pinned tweet says "pick me, pick me!" and he is a white mans & hispanic r@pist's whre.
"hey did you Popcrave's tweet on Doja Cat's magazine?"
"yeah and of course that stinky @ss f@g @hwnmzs was the first one hatin in the comments"
"ugh he's so annoying, send him to mass report gcs"
hwnmzs by BarbieBlasta October 16, 2020

Hwanmaryo 

Often meaning a woman who is slick and suave. She melts at the sight of guys with huge biceps, triceps, anything eps.

Her soul shakes at the very thought of cute boys. She is the equivalent of tito boy in your family. You know...the one who always asks you if you have a girlfriend yet and tells you perverted things.
*cute boy passes by*
girl1: he was cute
girl2: mmmmm what a fine piece of meat
girl1: You are such a hwanmaryoooooo
A HUGE WHALE f*ggot tr*nny from France who has no friends. They are 20 and have no job, and their parents don’t even like them. He’s also a bottom. He also has depression.
I hope hwnmzs d words
hwnmzs by Tonidancemonkey November 12, 2020

hwunmuttyl 

Hey. What's up? Nothin much, you? Talk to you later.

The conversation you have online with that hot chick that sits in front of you in algebra.
Chris reads "hwunmuttyl" on his aim with a hot girl. After this he takes his dirty magazine into the bathroom and decides Jenna Jameson looks much better in that school girl uniform.
hwunmuttyl by the__kid September 8, 2005
This is an acronym for “how was your night?”
Good morning, Hwyn
Hwyn by Wellawesomeright June 11, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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