how-the
Said when something happens that you basically cannot understand, particularly in reference to a guy dating a girl who is completely out of his league - "how the the hell did that happen?"
how-the by coldshoulder March 31, 2009
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How the turn tables
Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.
How the turn tables by imveryveryshort October 21, 2019
How the cow ate the cabbage
How the cow ate the cabbage by 911whodis December 1, 2021
how the hell should I know?
An aggitated responce for when someone asks you a question you cannot possibly know the answer to. Usually said in a tone that is more or less telling the person to fuck off.
how the hell should I know? by anonymous October 18, 2004
How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?
I just tried to add a local Urban Slang for the word "Gee Mail", mail that's meaningless to everyone BUT the sender, BUT:
"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"
"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"
How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary? by Webserf October 21, 2012
How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
How The Grinch Stole My Virginity by LordShrakman December 16, 2018
how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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