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How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.

I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

by LordShrakman December 16, 2018

Wanggardium Leviosa

How Wizards Have Sex

Ron: Hey, HerMINEone Hermione: GIVE ME YOUR WANGGARDIUM LEVIOSA

by LordShrakman December 12, 2018

matthew is still gay

This phrase talks about how the Gay kid, Matthew, remains gay.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Matthew with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's just his friend. Matthew is still gay.

by LordShrakman November 5, 2020

No Socks No Sexuality

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*

by LordShrakman December 23, 2018

Engorgio

A wizard spell that enlarges (but you know what we we use it for) *winks*

*looks down at tiny wang* Harry: Engorgio *wang grows to the size of fucking everest*

by LordShrakman December 13, 2018