Definitions by LordShrakman

matthew is still gay 

This phrase talks about how the Gay kid, Matthew, remains gay.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Matthew with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's just his friend. Matthew is still gay.

matthew is still gay by LordShrakman November 5, 2020

No Socks No Sexuality 

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*

No Socks No Sexuality by LordShrakman December 23, 2018

How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.

I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My Virginity by LordShrakman December 16, 2018

Engorgio 

A wizard spell that enlarges (but you know what we we use it for) *winks*

*looks down at tiny wang* Harry: Engorgio *wang grows to the size of fucking everest*

Engorgio by LordShrakman December 13, 2018

Wanggardium Leviosa 

How Wizards Have Sex

Ron: Hey, HerMINEone Hermione: GIVE ME YOUR WANGGARDIUM LEVIOSA

Wanggardium Leviosa by LordShrakman December 12, 2018