HOECRASTINATE

WHEN YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOIN HW BUT INSTEAD U SUCKIN D**K!

Girl in class: "Girl, did you do last night's assignment?"
Another girl in class: "Yeah, girl"
Girl in class: "Can I copy pls, I was too busy... nahmean"
Another girl in class: "dam bitch y u always gotta hoecrastinate fo'"

by sheenius October 23, 2013

hoecrastinate

when a sexually promiscuous female delays work in favor of sluting it up.

loosely related to brocrastinate.

I was about to go to the library to study but I went over to john's house and hoecrastinated instead.

by 2hothot April 30, 2010

Hoecrastination

When you're not particularly enthusiastic about meeting up with a particular girl (often loose/slutty) you feel indifferent to, and therefore beat around the bush and put it off, with the only thing keeping you thinking about it is the prospect of sex.

Male 1: "Have you seen that girl since you banged her out?"

Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"

Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."

by Layin_down_the_laur August 14, 2009

hocrastinating

Procrastinating, by way of engaging in ho-like activities.

Girl 1: Ugh, I don't want to do my work... I think I'll post naked pictures of myself on the Internet.

Girl 2: Stop hocrastinating.

by EDD7 December 16, 2010

Joecrastinate

A clever technique used by delaying the anticipated reaction time of another in order to affect the desired outcome. The key to this ancient method is found in the timing of one's delivery. To truly master this skillset, one must allow enough time to pass that it renders the other party helpless by making their reaction and/or response a mute point.

The guys and I have been planning our Vegas trip for almost eight months. Considering that I know how pissed my wife is going to be, I'm going to "Joecrastinate" her shit by waiting to tell her as I'm heading to the airport and sipping on a 7&7.

by PTL April 27, 2006

Hoecrastinating

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

by penisshakes November 26, 2019

holecrastinating

When you have something that needs to be done in a timely matter but instead you fall into a social media video hole or finger swiping.

Me: Nora are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?!
Me: I said are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?’
Me: Yea, I thought so.

by JonJonLeprechaun January 20, 2024