Joecrastinate 

A clever technique used by delaying the anticipated reaction time of another in order to affect the desired outcome. The key to this ancient method is found in the timing of one's delivery. To truly master this skillset, one must allow enough time to pass that it renders the other party helpless by making their reaction and/or response a mute point.

The guys and I have been planning our Vegas trip for almost eight months. Considering that I know how pissed my wife is going to be, I'm going to "Joecrastinate" her shit by waiting to tell her as I'm heading to the airport and sipping on a 7&7.

Joecrastinate by PTL April 27, 2006

HOECRASTINATE

WHEN YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOIN HW BUT INSTEAD U SUCKIN D**K!

Girl in class: "Girl, did you do last night's assignment?"
Another girl in class: "Yeah, girl"
Girl in class: "Can I copy pls, I was too busy... nahmean"
Another girl in class: "dam bitch y u always gotta hoecrastinate fo'"

HOECRASTINATE by sheenius October 23, 2013

hoecrastinate

when a sexually promiscuous female delays work in favor of sluting it up.

loosely related to brocrastinate.

I was about to go to the library to study but I went over to john's house and hoecrastinated instead.

hoecrastinate by 2hothot April 30, 2010