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Brocrastinate 

To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.
I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.
Brocrastinate by Dr.Potatoes September 27, 2010

brocrastinate 

(v) To put off doing something, and hanging out with your bros instead.
"Are you gonna do your math assignment? It's due tomorrow."
"Nah, imma go brocrastinate with Chad and Ryan instead."
brocrastinate by DelTa Mar February 20, 2020

brocrastinate 

verb; the act of hanging out with your buddies when you have a paper to write.
"i brocrastinated on my project due tomorrow, and it's worth 50% of my final grade!"
"enjoy the f..."
brocrastinate by brightbluebugthing December 24, 2023

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate 

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

procrastinate 

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.
I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.
procrastinate by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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