Hoecrastinating
Hoecrastinating by penisshakes November 26, 2019
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toecrastinating
The act of intentionally looking at feet pics instead of engaging in something you've been tasked to do.
"If I come up and find you've been toecrastinating again and there's feet pictures in the printer tray.... you're a dead man!"
toecrastinating by F reshleaf August 5, 2022
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poecrastinating
poecrastinating by Colin D Campbell December 15, 2007
Hoecrastination
When you're not particularly enthusiastic about meeting up with a particular girl (often loose/slutty) you feel indifferent to, and therefore beat around the bush and put it off, with the only thing keeping you thinking about it is the prospect of sex.
Male 1: "Have you seen that girl since you banged her out?"
Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"
Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."
Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"
Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."
Hoecrastination by Layin_down_the_laur August 14, 2009
hocrastinating
Girl 1: Ugh, I don't want to do my work... I think I'll post naked pictures of myself on the Internet.
Girl 2: Stop hocrastinating.
Girl 2: Stop hocrastinating.
hocrastinating by EDD7 December 16, 2010
holecrastinating
When you have something that needs to be done in a timely matter but instead you fall into a social media video hole or finger swiping.
Me: Nora are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?!
Me: I said are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?’
Me: Yea, I thought so.
Wife: Am I what?!
Me: I said are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?’
Me: Yea, I thought so.
holecrastinating by JonJonLeprechaun January 20, 2024
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