Hoecrastinating

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

by penisshakes November 26, 2019

toecrastinating

The act of intentionally looking at feet pics instead of engaging in something you've been tasked to do.

"If I come up and find you've been toecrastinating again and there's feet pictures in the printer tray.... you're a dead man!"

by F reshleaf August 5, 2022

poecrastinating

when one puts off writing or saying dope poetry.

you put those new lines down yet?

naw dawg I's bin poecrastinating...

by Colin D Campbell December 15, 2007

Hoecrastination

When you're not particularly enthusiastic about meeting up with a particular girl (often loose/slutty) you feel indifferent to, and therefore beat around the bush and put it off, with the only thing keeping you thinking about it is the prospect of sex.

Male 1: "Have you seen that girl since you banged her out?"

Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"

Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."

by Layin_down_the_laur August 14, 2009

hocrastinating

Procrastinating, by way of engaging in ho-like activities.

Girl 1: Ugh, I don't want to do my work... I think I'll post naked pictures of myself on the Internet.

Girl 2: Stop hocrastinating.

by EDD7 December 16, 2010

holecrastinating

When you have something that needs to be done in a timely matter but instead you fall into a social media video hole or finger swiping.

Me: Nora are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?!
Me: I said are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?’
Me: Yea, I thought so.

by JonJonLeprechaun January 20, 2024