hocrastinating 

Procrastinating, by way of engaging in ho-like activities.

Girl 1: Ugh, I don't want to do my work... I think I'll post naked pictures of myself on the Internet.

Girl 2: Stop hocrastinating.

hocrastinating by EDD7 December 16, 2010

Hoecrastinating 

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

Hoecrastinating by penisshakes November 26, 2019

Mocrastinating

The action of delaying or postponing something, usually done by someone called Mohammed.

Get on with your work and stop Mocrastinating

Mocrastinating by Megatrolls July 22, 2016

holecrastinating 

When you have something that needs to be done in a timely matter but instead you fall into a social media video hole or finger swiping.

Me: Nora are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?!
Me: I said are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?’
Me: Yea, I thought so.

holecrastinating by JonJonLeprechaun January 20, 2024