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Hoecrastination 

When you're not particularly enthusiastic about meeting up with a particular girl (often loose/slutty) you feel indifferent to, and therefore beat around the bush and put it off, with the only thing keeping you thinking about it is the prospect of sex.
Male 1: "Have you seen that girl since you banged her out?"

Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"

Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."
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hocrastinating 

Procrastinating, by way of engaging in ho-like activities.
Girl 1: Ugh, I don't want to do my work... I think I'll post naked pictures of myself on the Internet.

Girl 2: Stop hocrastinating.
hocrastinating by EDD7 December 16, 2010

Hoecrastinating 

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.
"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."
Hoecrastinating by penisshakes November 26, 2019

holecrastinating 

When you have something that needs to be done in a timely matter but instead you fall into a social media video hole or finger swiping.
Me: Nora are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?!
Me: I said are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?’
Me: Yea, I thought so.
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026