A short hand expression for stealthily stating that something excites you so much that you achieved an erection, or "Set my Dick on Hard". This is a thinly veiled reference to a Star Trek phaser where a person could set different power levels for that weapon, with kill being the highest setting. Settings one's dick on hard would be the highest level of excitement a person could generate via their phallus.

Matt: Did you see the picture on that new 1080p Plasma TV I bought?
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.

Set my D on H by Monster55 August 1, 2011

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Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick)

Exclamation of extreme aggravation.

Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!

Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick) by JohnK May 22, 2005

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BC's on H

Literally, Black Chanks on Heroin. Often used in times of rejoicement or anguish to signify happiness or pain.

Ex. 1: Yo, look at that BC on H.
Ex. 2: Yo, I'm smacked as a BC on H.
Ex. 3: Yo, I failed that test like a BC on H.
Ex. 4: BC's ON H!!!

BC's on H by John Joggers May 6, 2005

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h'd on the js

Pronounced "Ayched on the jays", this phrase came into being early in 2008. Its original denotation pertained to the culture surrounding the substance "Marijuana." Being "h'd" meant being high. Eventually, the term "j" was added on to the "h" to denote a joint. The connotation of the word came to include the alcohol abuse culture. Being h'd on the js gained the meaning being "hammered on the j's", where a "j" is any object. In this case, it usually refers to a beer, but can be used colloquially to signify anything.

"Dude, that passed out goblin is totally h'd on the js"

Guy 1: "Hey, can you pass me that J?"
Guy 2: "Which one?"
Guy 1: "The big black one"

h'd on the js by the council of real men December 17, 2008

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